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Email from Harry Hillingham Esq: My name is Harry Hillingham, a retired business man, proud Daily Mail reader and scourer of the internet for moral oasis in the oceans of filth *&R^^% FILTH NICE FUCKING HOT DRIPPI&*&^%"". I am delighted to inform you that your wonderful website 'akiraband.com' was a fun, educational, and most of all, Christian piece of infotainment *&%&%% KEEP SEARCHING GOD NEST WHORE8*&^*** My children *&~@, RATS IN MY HOUSE GAS EATERS""^^~@# enjoyed your picturesque pictures, and my wife Hilda ~@:###IEMENT AND SO CHEATING WHORE~''M,.#'#; and I shared many a giggle at your witty yet judicious review of a moving picture and serialised novel. I too agree that critics are too concerned with how a moving picture reflects silly things###WARWARWARSEXWAR#'\\\, and not rating the film itself - I thought T3 was a delightful romp, full of cheering action in these asylum-troubled times **BUNRT WRIST WATCH REMOVED SLAS'H##8*. American Psycho, was an altogether different kettle of fish - but fear not! - for still positive reasons! I liked the words Mr. Easton Ellis uses, especially how he puts them together to tell a story, quite a 'novel' (!) approach in these asylum-troubled times. I didn't quite understand the plotline but enjoyed it nonetheless!!! Tell me, is Mr. Easton-Ellis a relation of the Islinigton Easton-Ellises *<>*I WANNT HIS MISSUS ON THE FLOO£$"£? I do enjoy their company!! But enough of the sort of curtain-trembling gossip my good wife indulges in! Let us talk like men, for men is what we are ££$WOrk forSoul eATERS()()*(23. I too was once in a three- piece musical arrangement, playing brass and jazz numbers in the park gazebos in Wiltshire, and this is why I follow your own musical quest with avid interest!!! I could even suggest a few venues for you. But tell me, what is this postal-rock? I asked my son, but he roundly told me to coputlate with my own self, the rambunctious rascal that he is **%HATEHIMGREENEYED POOL SO£$£MONSTER*&^. Quite reminds me of myself in my young colt days! *soOLD#'# The use of skull imagery was 'ein kleine' troubling, but I guess that's what the young people refer to as satire these days, in which case, onward and upwards with such skull-duggery! I regret to inform you that the sweetness I felt upon discovering your supermation infohighway rest area, was tinged with the purple-black tincture of bitterness **&MYJOB MY WIFE MY LOST JOB MY LOST WIFE MY HANDJOB NO BLOWJOBS IN 15YRZZZ*&^^. Links to such subervise sites as Amnesty International I suppose (hope?) are there as yet more ironic gestures, or at the very most to quell some of the more unsavoury elements in your no-doubt diverse fan base*ckING PAKIS PAKIS CHOP MY OWN BALLS FOR IT#$##;''[£" !!! Perhaps you could also help me with a little quandary. I understand that the name 'akira' is Oriental in nature. I myself spent a brief time in Singapore with the Bowmans, and picked up a little of the old lingo myself!!! But after trying to remember the language they spoke in and after scouring the LonelyPlanet guide my daugh-SLUT-ter took with her on one of those vougish Gap-Year jaunts to the East, I was still left flummoxed as to what the meaning of your band's name was. Perhaps a witty acronym!!! And if it is not, maybe I could suggest one, if I could be so bold!!! A.ptitude K.nows I.ts R.elevant A.lumni' ! I guess you're in a fit of hysterics (\|iLAUGH i BLeEd^^^ like the wife and I were!!! As I have already tested my boldness, perhaps I could even recommend some changes to your site. An elaboration on how Jesus Christ *&SO SORRY LORD SO- ANEEDLEPULLINGTHREADFLINSTONE <><?}{!!%# has inspired you would be nice, as would your opinions of how to lead a normal life in these asylum-troubled times. I have kept you long enough!!! I'm off to watch the cricket so I bid you a final adieu and again my hearty congratulations!!! ***FaDWE IN FDE OUT fadeinfadeout I BROUGHTV THE guN 2day ANd all *^mu family r safe IN BED AND i'M Comi*&&&* Yours faithfully, Mr. Harry Hillingham Esqurie
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